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WHAT'S NEW?
Updates concerning Who is ERIS? Updates on the Links Page... Support/Reaction for WakeUP '04... |
Links for Important
Upcoming Events
Event 1
The End of the World:
To Be Announced
Event 2
The Capture of
Ossama bin Ladden:
To Be Announced
Before Next Election
(Bush Hopes)
Event 3
Napalm Valley Girl
Will Give Up on the Joke
and Will Perform
Beethoven's 9th
The Ode to Joy
at St. Barnabas Episcopal
Church with a Full
Orchestra & Choir:
To Be Announced
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William S. Burroughs was the first person to exhaustively investigate the mystery of 23. The intrepid, and always curious, Bill Burroughs is living in Tangiers, Morocco - knows a Captain Clark who runs a ferry from Tangiers to Spain. Clark proudly tells Burroughs that he's been running the ferry for 23 years without an accident only to have the ferry sink on him that same day, killing everyone on board. Read More |
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THE FIVE COMMANDMENTS
(THE PENTABARF) The PENTABARF was discovered by the hermit Apostle Zarathud in the Fifth Year of The Caterpillar. He found them carved in gilded stone, while building a sun deck for his cave, but their import was lost for they were written in a mysterious cypher. However, after 10 wks & 11 hrs of intensive scrutiny he discerned that the message could be read by standing on his head and viewing it upside down. KNOW YE THIS O MAN OF FAITH! I. There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess. There is no Erisian Movement but The Erisian Movement and it is The Erisian Movement. And every Golden Apple Corps is the beloved home of a Golden Worm. II. A Discordian Shall Always use the Official Discordian Document Numbering System. III. A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog on a Friday; this Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no Hot Dog Buns). IV. A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub. V. A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing What he Reads. IT IS SO WRITTEN! SO BE IT. HAIL DISCORDIA! PROSECUTORS WILL BE TRANSGRESSICUTED. From the Fading Pages of the 00004 |
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